Yay guys! After a long hiatus, “Between the Sheets with Lora Somoza” is BACK! You can just click HERE and watch the magic:
It’s Episode 157 – Online Dating Disasters
Lora and Stirling are back to explore some of the most fantastic dating site horrors and how to avoid them. Plus sex that sends you to the ER, pelvic resting and vibrating clocks. Sex writer Amy Dresner and comedian Jeremy Beth Michaels join the fun.
You’re in bed with… (Fill in the blank here, your man, the hot life guard, a sexy handyman with a HUGE, um, tool belt, Brad Pitt, whoever gets your pink parts panting.) The two of you are swapping spit, making out and you are getting HOT AND BOTHERED. Clothes come off, skin tingles. Your body has magically lost all cellulite and gained a cup size in your bra. His touch is magical and you’re ready to go. He presses himself deep inside of you and you gasp as you feel…
Meh. It’s just OK.
WHAT? Holy Crap!
What kind of fantasy is that? Well, the hot tool belt dude and the bigger boobs are the fantasy, but come one, admit it… We’ve all had sex that was JUST OK. Maybe you’re lying in bed after some sexy sex, wondering if a piece of chocolate cake will take the place of an orgasm. Or maybe the whole cake… But seriously, isn’t it time that “just OK” got thrown in the trash? So what’s the key?
It could be your sex positions.
Chances are, you’re not incorporating the sexual positions that are right for YOU and the way your man thrusts inside you.
Huh!, Didn’t see THAT coming, did you? OK, well, let’s see YOU coming, if you know what I mean. And GUYS, listen up. I’m not blaming anyone, just educating the both of you.
See, one thing you have to know is that different women climax different ways. One position that works for one lady, is just so so for another. And keep in mind the majority of women climax with clitoral stimulation only, while others go for more vaginal friction. So one position may not stimulate you in a way that will give you an orgasm. And remember, plenty of women just don’t climax from penetration alone, so don’t feel like there’s anything wrong with you! (that’s just a different newsletter)
So, let’s improve your chances, shall we?
For the full list of the most satisfying, FEMALE friendly positions that will definitely
RUB you the RIGHT way, you need to check out section 3 (The Both of You) of my Ebook. You can download it here:
But right now, I’m going to give you the secrets to three positions you probably use the most, and how to change them into the most satisfying sex you’ve ever had. And these are easy baby, you can try them tonight.
We’ll start with the missionary, man on top position.
Lie on the bed, your butt on the edge, and your man standing up. Put your feet on his shoulders.
Now here’s trick #1 -
If he just pushes himself in and out, you’ll get the deepest penetration. BUT if that isn’t the end all be all, and for a LOT of women it’s not, then
try this: Have your man thrust down diagonally into you. This position will actually stimulate your clitoris as well. ( I would recommend using some lube too to keep friction to a minimum but making the gliding in and out even more pleasurable.) OR, if he slightly crouches, and pushes up into you, diagonally, then this can stimulate your G-SPOT.
It’s the opposite for Doggie style. Again, I’m sure you’re used to straight in and out – DEEEEP penetration. Which is great but for some variety I suggest you have your man push in downward and go a little more shallow. That will increase his chances of hitting your G-Spot. And again, if he pushes up, using a more shallow thrust, he increases your clitoral stimulation. And you can be in control of your own orgasm too! If you’re on top, and just moving up and down, then you’re going for the deepest, cervical point. But if you lean forward and rock in and out, you’ll give yourself the happiest effect for clitoral climax. Leaning backwards with up and down motion will take that G-Spot to HAPPY TOWN. (Just communicate with your partner! Leaning backward too much could be a painful position for you partner. Please don’t break his boner!)
So get you pretty little butt in gear and go rip his clothes off. You’ve got some climaxing to do!
But one last thing before you go: If you think this is enough for a happy sex life, you are sorely mistaken.
A recent poll done showed that the mass, and I mean the MASS Majority of men say that the number one thing they want in the bedroom is the element of surprise. And the same goes for women. Women say that the lack of spontaneity, romance kills a relationship. The worst thing that can happen in your sex life is boredom. Boredom = Death.
Don’t let this happen to you. But don’t worry.
I’ve got your back. I’ve put together hundreds of tips to bring your sex life into a whole new dimension because I want your love life to THRIVE. I’ve spent years collecting the best advice from the most respected and knowledgeable experts in the field. You’ll learn new techniques and little secrets that separate the OK lovers from the remarkable, passionate lovers that inspire their men to raise it up a
notch as well.
It’s all here, in “Bliss in the Bedroom: A Real Woman’s Guide to Real Sex.”
Plus, you’ll learn great communication skills that will help you easily introduce changes… for the better!
You’ll wonder why you waited so long.
You can even enjoy my book for seven days without spending a cent.
I’m that confident you’ll improve your sex life dramatically.
I’ve got much more to share with you, because I want you to have the happy and healthy sex life that you’ve always wanted.
So, I will be talking to you soon.
In the meantime…
I leave you with a wise thought from today’s birthday girl, Betty White:
Take care and HAPPY SEX,
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What? You want more horrible sex tips from Cosmo? OK! But first, we’ve got the beautiful Porn Princess Kimber James in for some hot love. Plus comedian Cole Parker joins Lora and Stirling to chat about Australian sport of dick biting and why threesomes with your cousin aren’t always the best way to go.
In honor of Halloweenie, I wanted to offer up some SCARY sex tips! You know, from the scariest place on Earth: COSMO!
You know Cosmo never lets me down when it comes to “Oh my GAWD what the fuck are they thinking” ideas for humping. So the lovely peoples at BUZZFEED put together a few… if the were presented by GOLLUM.